So, I'm up at 4am checking my Donald Trump tweets to see who in the fuck he has decided to bomb when I come across this bizarre post in Newsweek.
Before They Can Ambush Locals
Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group, according to a local anti-ISIS leader.
That's right, three Islamic Nuts who were going to open a can of whip-ass on some woman and kids like they always do, were attacked and killed by wild pigs. Yikes, now if we can get the pigs hungry for Christians too... just a thought.