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Goodby Kiss and a Cold Shower

Goodby Kiss and Cold Shower

We were always kissing goodby
Never good morning
And when my stomach began to swell
I took it as a warning
For nothing is more uncertain
To a poet, an artist, a lover
Than a goodby kiss
and cold shower
Brrrr

                                                                    -- Dr TVBoogie
So my family has been blessed with youthful features.  We're lucky that way.  Some families are blessed with brains, other's great looks, and others, enlightenment; my family, however, we were only blessed with a youthful look.  Which, is okay, I won't kid you; especially since we're slow at learning things and so always lag behind in things like earnings and advancements.   I guess it in why nature gave us this youthful exterior so we wouldn't draw too much attention working besides younger people who keep advancing over us. 

Anyway, what I'm getting at here, is I am 57.  Ouch, it even hurts to say.  Don't look it.  Don't feel it-- wait, I do feel it:  since my prostate has swollen across my ass, I do feel 57.  And so, today I go to see the doctor and he looks at me and says, "You don't look 57."

And I says to him:  "That better be your finger."


Wild Pigs To Stop Holy Wars!!!

So, I'm up at 4am checking my Donald Trump tweets to see who in the fuck he has decided to bomb when I come across this bizarre post in Newsweek.

Before They Can Ambush Locals
Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group, according to a local anti-ISIS leader.


That's right, three Islamic Nuts who were going to open a can of whip-ass on some woman and kids like they always do, were attacked and killed by wild pigs.   Yikes, now if we can get the pigs hungry for Christians too...  just a thought.


Text to gf: Good morning! I'm feeling a little better today, nice civilized day downtown with educated, well dressed people, it helps when your're sick to b around successful people, I think hospital doctors should dress better, fewer people whould probably die in their care...

That's right boys-and-girls, the reason death rates are so high in US hospitals is because the staff dress like uneducated fools, therefore, I'm requesting the Trump administration
require all hospitals to purchase Ivanka clothing .  Healthcare we can all appreciate.

What a cry baby.   The man who was going to do everything on "Day One" is now crying that he is judged unfairly by the press because they are judging him by his first 100 days -- as we do all presidents.

It is typical of a white Republican.  Rules and laws for the rest of us are different when it applied to them.

Wake up America, you got what you deserved and it is only going to get worse and Donald Trump is going to continue to cry that he is treated unfairly.   What a privileged WASP.

In case you forgot, here's a list of Sir Donald Tic-Tac Trump's Day One Pledges:


     —Stop all federal funding to "sanctuary cities" — places where local officials don't arrest or detain immigrants living in the country illegally for federal authorities.     —Begin deporting what Trump estimates to be more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants living in the country.
     —Cancel visas for citizens of foreign countries that won't take those criminal illegal i…

Bible Quote For Weed!

Here's what I'm following today boys-and-girls:  Roger Stone (no prob, I never heard of him either) has used a bible quote in defense of the blessed cannabis.  In a recent Business Insider Report he stated, and I quote: "Perhaps Attorney General Sessions has forgotten his Genesis from the Old Testament," Stone continued, quoting Genesis 1:29 which states: “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.”

Oh yeah, God Damn, God Damn, using the bible to defend your reasoning is kind of fun.  Let's see if there are anymore bad-ass bible quotes we can use...

Nope.

Oh well, start growing weed Mother Fuckers!   What ya waiting for.


Jane Goodall and the Trump Chimpanzee.

It is one of my favorite people's birthday today, Jane Goodall.   Besides all the wonderful work she has done for animals and kids over the years, I loved it when she compared Donald Trump's debate style to that of a chimpanzee.   I mean, who would better know.