So my family has been blessed with youthful features. We're lucky that way. Some families are blessed with brains, other's great looks, and others, enlightenment; my family, however, we were only blessed with a youthful look. Which, is okay, I won't kid you; especially since we're slow at learning things and so always lag behind in things like earnings and advancements. I guess it in why nature gave us this youthful exterior so we wouldn't draw too much attention working besides younger people who keep advancing over us.
Anyway, what I'm getting at here, is I am 57. Ouch, it even hurts to say. Don't look it. Don't feel it-- wait, I do feel it: since my prostate has swollen across my ass, I do feel 57. And so, today I go to see the doctor and he looks at me and says, "You don't look 57."
So, I'm up at 4am checking my Donald Trump tweets to see who in the fuck he has decided to bomb when I come across this bizarre post in Newsweek.
Before They Can Ambush Locals
Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group, according to a local anti-ISIS leader.
That's right, three Islamic Nuts who were going to open a can of whip-ass on some woman and kids like they always do, were attacked and killed by wild pigs. Yikes, now if we can get the pigs hungry for Christians too... just a thought.
Text to gf: Good morning! I'm feeling a little better today, nice civilized day downtown with educated, well dressed people, it helps when your're sick to b around successful people, I think hospital doctors should dress better, fewer people whould probably die in their care...
That's right boys-and-girls, the reason death rates are so high in US hospitals is because the staff dress like uneducated fools, therefore, I'm requesting the Trump administration require all hospitals to purchase Ivanka clothing . Healthcare we can all appreciate.
What a cry baby. The man who was going to do everything on "Day One" is now crying that he is judged unfairly by the press because they are judging him by his first 100 days -- as we do all presidents.
It is typical of a white Republican. Rules and laws for the rest of us are different when it applied to them.
Wake up America, you got what you deserved and it is only going to get worse and Donald Trump is going to continue to cry that he is treated unfairly. What a privileged WASP.
In case you forgot, here's a list of Sir Donald Tic-Tac Trump's Day One Pledges:
—Stop all federal funding to "sanctuary cities" — places where local officials don't arrest or detain immigrants living in the country illegally for federal authorities.
—Begin deporting what Trump estimates to be more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants living in the country.
—Cancel visas for citizens of foreign countries that won't take those criminal illegal immigrants back.
—Immediately terminate former President Barack Obama's "two illegal executive amnesties." That presumably includes DACA, which protects people who were brought into the country illegally as children.
—Begin working on an "impenetrable physical wall" along the southern border.
—Ask Congress to pass "Kate's Law," which would increase penalties on people who unlawfully re-enter the United States after being removed.
—Immediately suspend the Syrian refugee program.
—Convene his generals and inform them that they have 30 days to submit a new plan for defeating the Islamic State group.
—Suspend immigration from "terror-prone regions" where he says vetting is too difficult.
—Implement new "extreme" immigration vetting techniques.
—Announce his intention to renegotiate or withdraw from the North American Free Trade Agreement with Canada and Mexico.
—Formally withdraw from the 12-nation Trans-Pacific Partnership.
—Direct his treasury secretary to label China a currency manipulator.
—Propose a Constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.
—Ban White House and congressional officials from becoming lobbyists for five years after they leave the government.
—Ban former White House officials from lobbying on behalf of foreign governments for the rest of their lives.
—Ban foreign lobbyists from raising money for U.S. elections.
—Impose a hiring freeze on federal employees, excluding military, public safety and public health staff.
—Impose a requirement that for every new federal regulation imposed, two existing regulations be eliminated.
—Remove any Obama-era roadblocks to energy projects such as the Keystone XL pipeline.
—Lift restrictions on mining coal and drilling for oil and natural gas.
—Cancel payments to the U.N.'s climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure.
—Cancel "every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama."
—Ask Congress to send him a bill to repeal and replace Obama's signature health care law.
—Begin the process of selecting a new Supreme Court justice.
—Get rid of gun-free zones in schools and on military bases.
Here's what I'm following today boys-and-girls: Roger Stone (no prob, I never heard of him either) has used a bible quote in defense of the blessed cannabis. In a recent Business Insider Report he stated, and I quote: "Perhaps Attorney General Sessions has forgotten his Genesis from the Old Testament," Stone continued, quoting Genesis 1:29 which states: “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.”
Oh yeah, God Damn, God Damn, using the bible to defend your reasoning is kind of fun. Let's see if there are anymore bad-ass bible quotes we can use...
Oh well, start growing weed Mother Fuckers! What ya waiting for.
It is one of my favorite people's birthday today, Jane Goodall. Besides all the wonderful work she has done for animals and kids over the years, I loved it when she compared Donald Trump's debate style to that of a chimpanzee. I mean, who would better know.